plotbunnypettingzoo:

just-another-blog318:

iamtypinglike98madmen:

darrenpillowscriss:

Straight people are so weird. They’re like “cooking is a woman’s job” unless you’re grilling then it’s a mans job. And cleaning is a woman’s job but the mans gotta take out the trash can’t let the ladies touch that icky garbage. And fucking gardening is for women, except mowing the lawn, that’s for men. Who the fuck came up with this shit??

Women doing the daily jobs and men doing the once in a while jobs seems to be the trend

hmMmmMMmm 🧐🧐🧐

Truth

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dadd:

I am such a “huh” ass bitch. Lmao i got bad hearing sorry

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draven926:

theboywasonfiretoo:

michaeeeeeeeeeeeeeel:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

to get a lot of followers you need a popular post

to get a popular post you need a lot of followers

to get a job you need experience

to get experience you need a job

to get a car you need a job

to get a job you need a car

to become more comfortable with social interaction you need to go to public places

to go to public places you need to become more comfortable with social interaction

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hoofpeet:

Good morning to bitches who cant remember half their life

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thebootydiaries:

me: how many words have i written

is it a million

is it TWO million

word counter: 409 words

me: LIES

wasiafooltothink:

“How much money does college cost in America?”

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